The Chronicles of Zippy
Look! The Governor of California is walking a Corgi!
I realized I should add some more entries to The Zippy Dictionary.
- A secondary canine that is allowed to share my space. She is harmless. When it is presumed that no one is looking, it is permissible to lick her ears. She is also useful on cold nights as a heating pad.
- “Can I have a kiss?”:
- An invitation to ram a cold nose into the requester's eye socket.
- Water-based removal of all the great scents picked up by joyous rolling.
- UPS truck:
- Purpose unclear, but creates uncontrollable urge to spread news of its presence to all neighborhood dogs.