The Chronicles of Zippy
It is nice having a garden. Why, I could just mosey on down the hill there and have myself a little snack.
Quite handy, having fresh vegetables within dog-snatching range!
No, not for me. I never did attend obedience classes, as my folks are insufferable know-it-alls, and were convinced that they could teach me everything I could possibly ever need to know.
Ironically, it is this very cockiness that proves they most certainly do not know it all.
It is truly, amazingly, lucky for them that I came with everything I need to know pretty much pre-installed. (You do realize, of course, that this cockiness has gotten me into a great deal of trouble over the years, and more than one unplanned vet visit.)