The Chronicles of Zippy
Oh, hey, Happy Holidays! I understand there can be a problem with that inclusive greeting, so let me also wish you a Merry Christmas! And if you celebrate something other than Christmas, please allow me to wish you Season’s Greetings!
Man, I hope that covers it. I liked it better when you could just pass along a cheerful greeting and nobody would try to turn it into a problem. It’s not exclusive to the holidays, though. I remember once I licked a guy on the leg in my happy Corgi cuteness, and you would have thought I plutonium on my tongue.
Anyway, it might be a good time to trot our our holiday card!
And my “sniffing the presents” video!